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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Thoughts and writing and other stuff my brain spews out.</description><title>Something Pretentious</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @emeraldchimera)</generator><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hungerforfilm:

thesassylorax:

witchlingfumbles:

fortheloveofte...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sw6X9uLoR0g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungerforfilm.tumblr.com/post/50584260319/thesassylorax-witchlingfumbles" target="_blank"&gt;hungerforfilm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesassylorax.tumblr.com/post/50565932546/witchlingfumbles-fortheloveofteaandbiscuits" target="_blank"&gt;thesassylorax&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://witchlingfumbles.tumblr.com/post/50554413341/fortheloveofteaandbiscuits-this-about-sums-up" target="_blank"&gt;witchlingfumbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fortheloveofteaandbiscuits.tumblr.com/post/50538118335/this-about-sums-up-how-i-feel-about-the-merida" target="_blank"&gt;fortheloveofteaandbiscuits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wasn’t aware of these changes and now that I am, I am extremely disappointed in Disney.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And props to the woman who did this video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a great petition that goes with this video as well. So sign it &lt;a href="http://www.change.org/en-CA/petitions/disney-say-no-to-the-merida-makeover-keep-our-hero-brave" target="_blank"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO, NO, NO, NO. DO NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS. Yeah we get it, Merida’s a strong young woman and she’s an exemplary role model for young girls, especially if they’re more ‘tom-boyish’. But NO. This new drawing is normal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a different art style. They had to give her a makeover to help her to fit in when in line with the older princesses, just like they did with Rapunzel. Don’t forget that Mulan was strong and independent, and Disney still displays her in the dress she hated wearing. Don’t forget that Cinderella was kind and strong against all odds in a maid’s uniform, but she is always represented in a sparkly dress she only wore for one night. Don’t forget that while you are all ranting and raving about the fact that Merida shouldn’t be changed because she is a character who shows that appearances don’t make up the person… you are only reinforcing the idea that the appearance makes the person.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not only is this picture extremely NON-sexual- she’s not wearing lingerie, for God’s sakes, it’s just a sparklier dress in a style of art more similar to the older princesses- but it’s also just a picture. It doesn’t change anything about Merida or what she means, and it will NOT change what she means to young girls who look up to her character.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In fact, the only real effect it may have would be on girls who enjoy girly things, and would enjoy being as strong as Merida WHILE wearing sparkly dresses and makeup.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50700408973</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50700408973</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:09:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi&amp; Fitch’...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5VRJRy9rnfE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nuitcorbeau.tumblr.com/post/50665771156/ellens-response-to-the-abercrombi-fitch" target="_blank"&gt;nuitcorbeau&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi&amp; Fitch’ statement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;love her&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50698482774</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50698482774</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:43:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m so sick of teenagers being treated like crap. Yes, we get it, we&amp;#8217;re stupid and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m so sick of teenagers being treated like crap. Yes, we get it, we&amp;#8217;re stupid and don&amp;#8217;t know what we&amp;#8217;re doing and we&amp;#8217;re immature. The least you could do is help us to become adults, rather than trash us for not understanding the world as well as you do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50613418956</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50613418956</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:11:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amaeza.tumblr.com/post/50468619252/untruc-amaeza-you-know-im-a-raging-lesbian" target="_blank"&gt;amaeza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://untruc.tumblr.com/post/50466637457/amaeza-you-know-im-a-raging-lesbian-and-i-was" target="_blank"&gt;untruc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amaeza.tumblr.com/post/50413964803/you-know-im-a-raging-lesbian-and-i-was-never" target="_blank"&gt;amaeza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a &lt;strong&gt;male&lt;/strong&gt; problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is an “inability to respect women” problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which is a male problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Women can disrespect women too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50521357017</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50521357017</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:26:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/emeraldchimera/50468095192/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50468095192" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wheeeeeeeeeeew.tumblr.com/post/50345087508/this-is-the-best-thing-on-the-internet" target="_blank"&gt;wheeeeeeeeeeew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the best thing on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50468095192</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50468095192</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid...."</title><description>“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/28/granderson.raising.nerd/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crocbonker.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;crocbonker&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50466241510</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50466241510</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:07:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What if when people are dying the bright lights are the lights of the world, from the hospital or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What if when people are dying the bright lights are the lights of the world, from the hospital or whatever room they&amp;#8217;re dying in, and when we tell them not to go into the light they don&amp;#8217;t and then they die?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50435688842</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50435688842</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:11:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lebanesepoppyseed:

brogigayo:

didyoublush:

freak-thefreak-out:...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50295125385" src="http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50295125385/audio_player_iframe/emeraldchimera/tumblr_m04e15R6x91qd8z57?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Femeraldchimera%2F50295125385%2Ftumblr_m04e15R6x91qd8z57" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatgirlopinions.tumblr.com/post/45305871715/gymleader-meulinleijon-lebanesepoppyseed" target="_blank"&gt;lebanesepoppyseed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brogigayo.tumblr.com/post/18717393483/didyoublush-freak-thefreak-out-take-a-hint" target="_blank"&gt;brogigayo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyoublush.tumblr.com/post/18716575885/freak-thefreak-out-take-a-hint-victoria" target="_blank"&gt;didyoublush&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freak-thefreak-out.tumblr.com/post/18449662648" target="_blank"&gt;freak-thefreak-out&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Take a Hint&lt;/strong&gt;- Victoria Justice &amp; Elizabeth Gillies&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/legit-crying-about-this-song-because-of-feminism" target="_blank"&gt;legit crying about this song because of feminism&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/the-idea-expressed-that-you-want-to-be-polite-but-THAT-DOESN%27T-WORK-so-you-don%27t-have-to-be%21" target="_blank"&gt;the idea expressed that you want to be polite but that doesn’t work so you don’t have to be!&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/you-can-be-angry-and-rude-if-someone-is-being-an-asshole" target="_blank"&gt;you can be angry and rude if someone is being an asshole&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/it%27s-not-your-fault-it%27s-their-fault" target="_blank"&gt;it’s not your fault it’s their fault&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/take-your-hands-off-my-hips-before-i-punch-you-in-the-lips" target="_blank"&gt;take your hands off my hips before i punch you in the lips&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="tags"&gt;# &lt;a href="http://trackthree.tumblr.com/tagged/b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l" target="_blank"&gt;b e a u t i f u l&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sorry but it seems to me like only a few lines out of this song are actually about feminism vs. people being assholes. “Take your hands off my hips” and “no means no” are good messages but most of the lyrics in this song are just these girls being snotty because some poor guy took a chance on saying hello and trying to get a date with a pretty girl.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50295125385</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50295125385</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:42:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>localpornstar:

titsmcyee:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e16e9b0592de5e189af87f164a5aded4/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93c856c59f33f7892bf4aeefc207ebb8/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4eea022e0a5fc9734f4448c276147bfe/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80bb0136f809922d0222030e47e250c6/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddbd6e36f6e9799d573e980fb45bb92f/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31d97595ca9b6f9202ef612b06aedabc/tumblr_mf8qimjqOZ1qzigjno6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://localpornstar.tumblr.com/post/41528115656" target="_blank"&gt;localpornstar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://titsmcyee.tumblr.com/post/38249140484/ryanhatesthis-well-thats-enough-internet-for" target="_blank"&gt;titsmcyee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/38240149677/well-thats-enough-internet-for-me-today" target="_blank"&gt;ryanhatesthis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, that’s enough internet for me today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im dying&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well that escalated quickly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50293338845</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50293338845</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:17:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lohrien:

Illustrations by Glenn Arthur
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a53d66b16a9449587450c4ef77380c77/tumblr_mmb8bdQRTs1r3y74po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ddfdfbcd6c616d51fd5eb5476f3b056/tumblr_mmb8bdQRTs1r3y74po2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ccf199acaba3b45a175b1b9b3c671ee/tumblr_mmb8bdQRTs1r3y74po4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b078b32e0d058a91011b53c6da868dd8/tumblr_mmb8bdQRTs1r3y74po3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1dc2fc56c5b68e79e43ef6a3b7f78bb/tumblr_mmb8bdQRTs1r3y74po5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lohrien.tumblr.com/post/49721727880/illustrations-by-glenn-arthur" target="_blank"&gt;lohrien&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Illustrations by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.glennarthurart.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Glenn Arthur&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50293102788</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/50293102788</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:14:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>psychedelicbrainjuice:

pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczynski

Amazing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b58d24b4e08fb969702c8832fea144/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5c1f1e7f99bcb1f37a6fd31d4455320/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40fe33793d937672a789c4f2e42f1ef0/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c852aa6e886e61c5ab7801b65026a088/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3713cff43fa18592799a5f145b7ca306/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3672aa151fb043eddcd79067bb86e453/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0d8ab0a380de49c8377a2d2035aefac/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9565b1c1ae4f335acb5c599f808330e/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/120ddc74fd730b4892b982919e1b3f95/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0957029817076920e0369235c7d3f706/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychedelicbrainjuice.tumblr.com/post/49748425238/pervasizadam-pawel-kuczynski-amazing-each-n" target="_blank"&gt;psychedelicbrainjuice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pervasizadam.tumblr.com/post/49188100866/pawel-kuczynski" target="_blank"&gt;pervasizadam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1 class="fbPhotoAlbumTitle"&gt;Pawel Kuczynski&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amazing each n every picture&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887686930</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887686930</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:03:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Haruhi in Wonderland!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/905b6243884f2b14a9319ae3b1591143/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbcea9807555b50f21628895725d26c8/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5290b3112f4eadfd36188657b8668430/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d30c561ab09cb41d20d008c50e43a437/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31209cdf39e43db637a0fb81c27b3820/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d7a35a4bda78a0ce96249bb86072030/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7d91f2ebb4d53a779efc2c166c583dc/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/404f6a5c49ab43baea106ac9cb43c040/tumblr_miwm4a1GAu1qir7nao8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;H&lt;/strong&gt;aruhi in Wonderland!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887504229</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887504229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:01:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>onslaught14:

digableswaggot:

bundere:

I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onslaught14.tumblr.com/post/49624545161/digableswaggot-bundere-i-was-drawing-a-penis" target="_blank"&gt;onslaught14&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://digableswaggot.tumblr.com/post/42874852850/bundere-i-was-drawing-a-penis-but-my-mom-came" target="_blank"&gt;digableswaggot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bundere.tumblr.com/post/42870643144/i-was-drawing-a-penis-but-my-mom-came-in-so-i" target="_blank"&gt;bundere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78cc8de7af9df4298cfb687480724690/tumblr_inline_mi2tnhcuXR1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;omg i can’t bREATHE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Alpackage&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887144517</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887144517</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:56:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

So let me tell you about the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6718f80af9a2241a8856c60693ec4c50/tumblr_mll66eUVZu1qdbdyqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9728569936273da3cbe8dbf83cbd9719/tumblr_mll66eUVZu1qdbdyqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-game-of-romance-and-winchester.tumblr.com/post/48494878540/so-let-me-tell-you-about-the-shittiest-parent-on" target="_blank"&gt;a-game-of-romance-and-winchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I work at a grocery store and this&lt;span&gt; man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”.  So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;masculine or gender specific&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;they won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;happiness. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;fine arts&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; anymore because it doesn’t have job &lt;/span&gt;security&lt;span&gt;. Since when did it ever matter to a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;child &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;happy. Have some fucking consideration for your &lt;/span&gt;child’s&lt;span&gt; wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887071060</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49887071060</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:55:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>constantlyrambling:




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fuckng finally</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/809e72769d9bd13a0ea7f4346e55b9ab/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0f82f2bcf7a9107d19d39dd31ecb765/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59880eb82215b008f824ab2697d16795/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0b544bb8aa4da51cdc269630c648ed2/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4da95c16cc191945bca3486e92106ea6/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38606ed184d71849fe5ad3a2652fab9c/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67c6be47813e77afcd18f44e560589fa/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d2a27fb26a3bccc242f244d6dfe4cb2/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75cef681ad6f006bf8c42d36666c4366/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bd4574e4e3cf246cca7f8e0955d6ff2/tumblr_mlu3ndEAZU1qdukv8o10_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://constantlyrambling.tumblr.com/post/48890372346/more" target="_blank"&gt;constantlyrambling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n535/eternaldreamer-92/Slide11.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n535/eternaldreamer-92/Slide12.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n535/eternaldreamer-92/Slide13.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://constantlyrambling.tumblr.com/post/48890372346/more" target="_blank"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuckng finally&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49886927925</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49886927925</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:53:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>londielondie:

tbh i dont get why everyone oversexualizes pirates i mean like they’re  old wet and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://londielondie.tumblr.com/post/49806402523/tbh-i-dont-get-why-everyone-oversexualizes-pirates" target="_blank"&gt;londielondie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tbh i dont get why everyone oversexualizes pirates i mean like they’re  old wet and smelly men who probably only have like one tooth and there’s an 80% chance they will kill u&lt;br/&gt;??????&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img height="547" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qQE0XavBGoI/UITeqrevjPI/AAAAAAAAFIo/OoEf-3DwLrU/s1600/Colin+O%2527Donoghue+as+Captain+Hook+on+Once+Upon+A+Time+S02E04+Crocodile+2.png" width="966"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49833983291</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49833983291</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 00:25:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is there a &amp;#8216;sorry, there&amp;#8217;s nothing special about you&amp;#8217; scholarship?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Is there a &amp;#8216;sorry, there&amp;#8217;s nothing special about you&amp;#8217; scholarship?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49746848341</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49746848341</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 23:14:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

I’ve been waiting for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5161695435092936a0a6c0b382daa98/tumblr_mm8h0pPZCu1qa8ir9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdea9b62a2de84c00be06b0eaa4f8e7f/tumblr_mm8h0pPZCu1qa8ir9o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/49530024964/edwardspoonhands-ive-been-waiting-for-this-one" target="_blank"&gt;fishingboatproceeds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/49526174805/ive-been-waiting-for-this-one-x" target="_blank"&gt;edwardspoonhands&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been waiting for this one [&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV_4EA-wrPc&amp;feature=youtu.be" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hank still grabs the camera and pushes the zoom button himself while vlogging. In an age of HD video and crisp sound and Iron Man-level visual effects on YouTube, I find this encouraging.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then Alex Day should make you happy. He has fancy equipment, but he only uses it when he feels like it. 50% of the time he just sets a cheap camera on the counter and chats to it for five minutes. And he’s incredibly successful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49573734046</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49573734046</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 01:57:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidok...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6p1gt9OMY1r9wdo0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/49130450204/fangirlstarship-nerdamongnerds-sord" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fuckingrecipes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fangirlstarship.tumblr.com/post/41389423639/nerdamongnerds-sord-ukidoki" target="_blank"&gt;fangirlstarship&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdamongnerds.tumblr.com/post/40971399473/sord-ukidoki-militaryfit-bombshell-super" target="_blank"&gt;nerdamongnerds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sord.tumblr.com/post/39534633447" target="_blank"&gt;sord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ukidoki.tumblr.com/post/39511906194/militaryfit-bombshell-super-silky-summer-legs" target="_blank"&gt;ukidoki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://militaryfit-bombshell.tumblr.com/post/26559978586/super-silky-summer-legs-next-time-you-are-feeling" target="_blank"&gt;militaryfit-bombshell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Super Silky Summer Legs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ingredients&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1-2 Razors&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mix everything together in a bowl.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Shave your legs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have silky arm pits too!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Trying this tomorrow night- reblogging to make sure that ladies who have seen this know not to use this around your vag, ESPECIALLY not in it. The sugar will give you a pretty nasty infection, so use it anywhere EXCEPT your genitals&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49157387545</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49157387545</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:26:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>timgspears:

Window Socket - Kyuho Song &amp; Boa Oh
So this is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87aa10e6e3c18d0a6e6200530b1c61ec/tumblr_mlx2mzLvWn1s36qeao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4780bb8da4a67bd81c98d4211a8d9779/tumblr_mlx2mzLvWn1s36qeao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/926f184f80780a2c309df421dc0a5dff/tumblr_mlx2mzLvWn1s36qeao3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9e5672466a2cb4a099fc33ac92830c9/tumblr_mlx2mzLvWn1s36qeao4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timgspears.tumblr.com/post/49005565782/window-socket-kyuho-song-boa-oh-so-this-is-an" target="_blank"&gt;timgspears&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Window Socket - Kyuho Song &amp; Boa Oh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So this is an absolutley brilliant idea! Just attach the plug on to a window and it will harness solar energy. A small converter will convert it into electricity which can be freely used as a plug when you are in the car, on a plane or outside.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Love this design and I really think it has a great potential.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49062721462</link><guid>http://emeraldchimera.tumblr.com/post/49062721462</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:45:45 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
